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Time For Noisy USA (Matt's Mixes)

by My Version of It

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Lesson #172 02:28
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I've got the Spirit of Adventure American dementia Oh wow here we go You make a pretty wife But you're bored of her whole life For naked whore horror show The thing the makes me screamo The Americana dream Close the borders build a walleye You'll kill the golden goose And then you'll set it loose Live fast and dumb until you die But don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet we're sorry We're party we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now I've got the Spirit of Adventure American dementia Oh wow here we go Take the plank out your eye Because we were the first to fly Let's get high and then let's get low Three hundred dollar shoes Taking pictures of your food Sending it back because it's cold Your grandpa's still with you Amazing times that he lived through Dismissing him because he's so old But don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet we're sorry We're party we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now That's all I know but I close my eyes and so That's all I am making party 'til the end That's all I be won't you come do sex to me? That's what I see never learn from history I've got the Spirit of Adventure This American dementia Oh wow here we go Marijuana in a bowl That's in government control And you know I want the world to know Our children can't count change But our chickens are free range Open up another beer I've got the Spirit of Adventure Adventure in absentia Move along not much to see here But don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet we're sorry We're party we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now That's all I know but I close my eyes and so That's all I am making party 'til the end That's all I be won't you come do sex to me That's what I see never learn from history
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Lesson #180 02:38
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In 1333 The 18th Dynasty He married his half sister It runs in the family He put his shoulder back He put his shoulder back He's got a soldier stance And he put his shoulder back So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? He got a walking stick A bad-ass walking stick What should we get him for his birthday Another walking stick? He's got a diaper rash He's got a diaper rash Get out that ancient Gold Bond Because he's got a diaper rash So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up now He's got a mother aunt He's got a mother aunt His dad did his sister So he's got a mother aunt He's coming over here He's coming over here Quick, laugh like I told a joke He's coming over here So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut?
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Lesson #173 02:01
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American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl Drink it all up American girl Your whole life about alcohol American girl Taking Pictures of yourself Cause your so drunk, you know Taking pictures of yourself In front of McDonald Drive your jeep on to the beach And then get stuck, you know Hoping daddy buy A new one for you tomorrow Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl Drink it all up American girl Your whole life about alcohol American girl Telling everyone You worked out on the Nautilus Meet a cowboy, settle down Message your ex-boyfriends Drink a box of wine And hook up with your gym teacher Oh, how cute you thinking iPhone is a camera Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough I know American girl I know American girl I'm no American girl
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Lesson #189 01:56
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He wants to walk But, he wanted to crawl Take all you want But drink it all No time to talk Just to to dance and sing His head in a carpet It ends in with a ring It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh He wanted to go More than you know He wants to atone For hell, I don't know It's been a day More than a week Since he promised That we won't speak It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh So we agreed not to come back again There's safety in numbers If you reach the end She needed the night to wash over the day But, she was sort of uptight Why? She wouldn't say Another pub crawl Another October She put up a wall He wanted it over I feel the world I feel the sea I felt the breeze I fell asleep It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh You only learn to walk once and that day is over Your father took a video on his new camcorder You can't go back to the car seat or ride in the stroller You paid for their whole table Just so they won't deport her It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh He wants to walk But he wanted to crawl Take all you want But drink it all It's a pub crawl, oh
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Lesson #107 02:22
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Why can't this be nice and easy Like it was before? Who'd you think you were talking to? You know that person is a whore I saw a poster say you should believe the next one Will be better than before Every single person is a dog, has his day in court If I leave you next week, I'll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Why can't this be 1980 like it was before? Why go back when you still are ailing Or is it you want more? I saw a poster say you should believe the next one Will be better than before Every single person is a dog, has his day in court If I leave you next week, I'll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Everybody says the arrest will go away Everybody stands to attest to what they say Everybody says the arrest will go away Everybody stands to attest to what they say
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Lesson #171 01:46
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You said you'd never compromise But when you were quick to retire I determined that that was I lie When I saw you crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Stop me if you heard the news There's a cake in the conference room You didn't know it was coming so soon? I saw her crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Now you're left with long days Looking for work in the Florida sun At your age you can't learn a trade You weren't the untouchable one Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears? Pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, just like that
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Lesson #169 02:32
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He's a hot blooded gunman who knows about the law He's lightning fast gunman who can't resist a señorita Go Is he a lawman or a gunman? Four lives down and five to go And he's gonna find Gus Tomlin Hiding out in New Mexico And he knows what the law is like on the outside And he knows what the law is like On the cold cold inside He's an even tempered lawyer unless you get in his way The rustlers and the hustlers Still cower when they hear his name And he helped Miranda get the ranch back And he knows a gun won't solve a problem It'll only delay it Elfego, Elfego
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Lesson #36 02:57
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Throw me a rope Throw me a rope Throw me a downed live wire Throw me into the fire I'm grounded, I'm grounded And I am surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me I'm grounded, I'm grounded My life is surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me Throw me a rope Throw me a rope Follow the mystery Throw me into the sea I'm grounded, I'm grounded My life is surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me I'm grounded, I'm grounded And I am surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me
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Lesson #181 02:12
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Did you ever work with a guy Who just couldn't stop talking No matter how much you urged him? If he spent half as much time working As he did talking, he'd be a manager But that's not in his skill set To grow a set I think he just hates his home life And who can blame him? I've met his child and his wife He's about to get the job done Makin' connections just for fun In his field he's number one Never get an opportunity To join a company Fortune 500 or soon to be Now I work with the one bitch This one bitch who walks on water You know the type, only female in her division Causing division through all the office Complaints been lodge but no one is doing nothing There's rumors she's nailing the boss, or she's the bosses daughter One day, I'd like to take her out back And put a bullet in her I wish I never saw her He's about to get the job done Makin' connections just for fun In his field he's number one Never get an opportunity To join a company Fortune 500 or soon to be
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Lesson #168 02:41
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Can you pee when there's somebody next to you? You think he listening or do he just like the view? You got a busy life, but boy he got work to do And son, we makin' it easy for him to do "It's no mystery to me," he lean back and say, hey, hey Fee fi foe fum. Jackie's running scared Don't you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe Don't you know that the devil may care? The devil may care, the devil may care The devil may care, he's already there c'mon You'd thought you'd fix it, you'd be living life childless They combed through your car for forensic evidence Gloves, a hammer, a box cutter and a burnt wire You thought you had it made But boy, he the Prince of Liars Now the baby's gone and you, you're goin' away Fee fi foe fum, Jackie's running scared Don't you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe Don't you know that the devil may care? The devil may care, the devil care The devil may care, he's already there, c'mon
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Lesson #179 02:34
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He's my brother and he knows that I love him This is awesome And If he doesn't then I will holla at ya cousin This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We're making LA out of every town We're breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin around This is awesome This is awesome There's no time for us tonight to be judging This is awesome The city in the lights, the night is really jumpin' This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We're making LA out of every town We're breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin' around C'mon This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome Here's the rest of it tonight was really something This is awesome If you askin' me about it I'll say nothing This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We're making LA out of every town We're breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin around This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome
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Lesson #166 02:25
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You know they talk about sex in the city I'd be lying if I said high school wasn't like that Makin' passes at the girls who were pretty Passing notes, passing classes and passing' a flask So every night we'd drink a little Cool wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool Whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you must be movin' me Girl, you must be movin' me along Have you ever seen a desperate housewife? I haven't either, but I seen the days of our lives I'm getting' older but I still like girls in high school If I'm not mistaken, there's no law against that So, bring 'em over for some Cool wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool Whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you must be movin' me Girl, you must be movin' me along
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Lesson #174 02:18
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Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby I did not know that he was So effin' crazy crazy Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby He reunited the country country While he was pussy huntin' Bang bang, guess what? You're dead That time he aimed Rick Derringer at her head Oh yeah! Guess what's next Emancipatin' Ann Rutledge from that dress Bang bang, the play's the thing To uncover the conscience of the Union's king I didn't shed a tear when I heard the news That Mary Todd Lincoln was singing the blues Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby Did you know that he was So effin' crazy crazy? Abraham Lincoln Lincoln You know, he really got me thinkin' thinkin' He could have been the King of Cotton With all the panties he had gotten Bang bang and she was dead He'd apologize and say the South will rise again Oh yeah, when he was done That rail-splittin' prairie lawyer son of a gun Bang bang, the deal was sealed He'd brag he plowed the field of Mrs. Butterfield Breakin' hearts and freein' slaves his term was full "You know," he'd wink, "not all men are created equal"
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Lesson #175 01:55
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You know that thing when you're driving And you're running a red light and You're pointing to the ceiling? I'm in your dreams cause I'm like Freddy Don't test me bitch because I'm steady Like little Caesar hot and ready High five and you're moving too fast High five when you're run out of gas High five and you're shaking your ass Not done yet man High five bitch you sure have some class High five and I'm having a blast High five end the night in a cast Almost done man I'll be there in a minute Hold on cause I'm about to finish Like Bluto strong without the spinach My hands are made of iron Not a pilot but I'm flying Like Tyson winning without trying High five and you're moving too fast High five when you're run out of gas High five and you're shaking your ass Not done yet man High five bitch you sure have some class High five and I'm having a blast High five end the night in a cast Alright now I'm done
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Lesson #176 01:48
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Dang your girl is looking fine Now I wish that she were mine I'll make a play in the middle of the night And one day she'll be me wife What you say I'm Lieutenant Birddog That's okay I'm Lieutenant Birddog I'm alright I'm Lieutenant Birddog Now I bet that you regret that invite I saw her sweet transmission and her polished chasse Well I'll sex her up but first I'll treat her classy We're not even that close I'll wink and say I think we're getting nasty today I'm okay Lieutenant Birddog What you say Lieutenant Birddog I'm alright I'm Lieutenant Birddog I like them trashy anyway Ten hut Here's a drink March in line Make you think of me I don't know but it's been said I'll find a way to take your baby to bed I don't know but it's a must Thanks for introducing us What you say I'm Lieutenant Birddog That's okay I'm Lieutenant Birddog I'm alright I'm Lieutenant Birddog Now I bet that you regret that invite
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Lesson #125 03:03
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At night I’m walkin’ down the highway I see the moon a shining bright I see the devil walking by on side Is there a killer on this open road? Two plus the dog that walks behind? Sleeping in the dirt and it gets oh so cold That’s how we roll How we roll How we roll, get on You lookin’ for the man who's gone and shut down Red Defending his woman’s honor or in cold blood? You never gonna rest until t boy is dead If everybody’s life is like an open book You better hope the writer died Before he writes about justice that you forsook That’s how we roll, how we roll, how we roll, c’mon I'm no lender, look, walk in on time I'm the guilty man that you will find Has already gone and judged him self right For what he saw in himself that night I heard a story about a riding man One bullet in his chest, yet he still rides Until you're done, I'll act as your docent To show him respect He won’t rest, that’s right
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Lesson #171 (Clean Version) 01:46
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You said you'd never compromise But when you were quick to retire I determined that that was I lie When I saw you crying I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Stop me if you heard the news There's a cake in the conference room You didn't know it was coming so soon? I saw her crying I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Now you're left with long days Looking for work in the Florida sun At your age you can't learn a trade You weren't the untouchable one I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, just like that

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released November 5, 2018

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